Air New Zealand has nothing to hide.

Do you ever find yourself not paying attention during the pre-flight safety instructions? Well, Air New Zealand has found a brilliant way to get you to watch every moment. The employees featured in the Bare Essenstials safety video are nude. N-A-K-E-D. A little body paint and some strategically placed items make it PG for the whole family, but it still makes you want to take an extra good look. Enjoy.



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Inside Coach-Bump & Grind

Have you ever purchased a ticket only to hear an announcement your flight has been oversold and they are asking for volunteers to delay to a later flight? Airlines oversell flights for a number of reasons. By overselling, it is a way to ensure that each plane goes out full and the airline receives the maximum revenue. Sometimes there is such high demand for travel on a certain day of the week, the airline will oversell flights one day, knowing they have additional flight later that day or the following day. Although this can be very bad for travelers needing to get to their destination on that day, it also has its benefits. Most airlines offer a Bonus Travel Ticket for volunteers who agree to take a later flight. If you have flexible travel plans it can be the perfect incentive. But don't feel sorry for the airlines, they are not losing money on the Bonus Travel Ticket option. Most report that over half of the free tickets they give out never get used.

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FORGET UNCLE SAM, MEXICO NEEDS YOU!

It may seem an unlikely time to push tourism in the southern portion of our continent, but now more than ever, North American travelers should choose to spend their precious vacation time & money in the Republic of Mexico.

The recent North American furor over the Swine Flu outbreak has been a terrible blow to the economic health of Mexico, but its physical health does not seem at all compromised. The dangers have been blown completely out of proportion by the US news media & the risk of healthy adults contracting any type of illness in Mexico is very low. It’s impossible to stress the use of common sense enough. Exactly like in the US & Canada, clean hands are of utmost importance. Always wash them thoroughly with soap & water before eating. Wash or use hand sanitizer after using ATM’s, handling money, opening doors, holding hand rails, riding in taxis or on public transportation. Keep your hands away from your face. Just as you would at home.

As a frequent Mexico visitor, I’ve never been struck with the flu or a food-bourne illness there. I often ride the bus & I do enjoy street food. I always apply hand sanitizer first, and when available & appropriate, I squeeze a little lime juice into my food or beverage. Did you know that lime juice has antibacterial properties? I have, however, seen other Americans get sick after failing to keep their hands out of their mouths. Mexico is not a more germ-ridden place. The normal germs on things like door handles & table tops just proliferate better in the humid, warm climate, like they did in your gym locker. Don’t be afraid, just be careful.

Currently, the exchange rate for pesos to other North American currency is incredibly reasonable. Of course, this contributes to driving down the cost of living in Mexico. Prices are plummeting, saving money for travelers, but Mexican nationals need you to spend it so much more than North American & European travel markets do. In a conversation I had recently with a Mexican cab driver, he revealed that due to the recent flu related travel restrictions, his monthly income had dropped from 13,000 to 8,000 pesos. This was a significant hardship for him, a parent putting a child through college. Many restaurant & hospitality staffers also told me about major decreases in their work hours & tip earnings due to the reduced tourism. Difficult times for these young adults, many of whom support children or elderly parents. US news agencies also report reductions in income sent home to Mexican families from relatives working abroad.

Beginning Memorial Day weekend, in the Pacific Coast town of Puerto Vallarta, I lived extravagantly off of 3,000 pesos for about 5 days. Bought groceries, restaurant meals, street food, drinks at the bar & souvenirs from vendors. Paid cash only. Didn’t use my debit card once. According to my bank, this withdrawal was for $228 USD. Much, much less than I spend in a week on these items in the States. My lodgings were booked through VRBO, where I scored an amazing condo for $390 USD for 6 nights because rental rates are dropping. If you’ve ever stayed in even a mid-priced hotel, you know this is a ridiculously low price, and it included a rooftop swimming pool, balcony, kitchen, & was a single block from the beach. Also enjoyed PV Restaurant Week, where gourmet 3 course meals were priced between 179 – 299 pesos at top eateries throughout the city. As you can see, great values are abundant. So please, when planning upcoming trips, consider the wonderful cities & kind people of Mexico. They look forward to your visit much more than the amusement parks attendants and motel employees of the US do. FP

BAR NUN-The Canterbury Eats & Ale Seattle, WA

The Canterbury Eats & Ale

“Work is the Curse of the Drinking Man.”

Let it be known that I care a great deal for the Canterbury & that this piece will be neither unbiased nor objective. ACTUALLY, I FRICKIN’ LOVE THE CANTERBURY. It is unequivocally the coziest bar in my town. It feels like home, perhaps because for years I lived 4 blocks away & whenever my internet-porn addicted roommate used to chase me out of the apartment so he could look at skeezy websites, I would walk to the Canterbury.

Naturally, since those days I’ve spent much time in its Tudorian splendor of my own free will. Truly a dive, there’s been many a frigid winter evening snuggled into a roomy cracked vinyl booth enjoying the fire place and a glass of Jameson in this Olde English bar. Cathedral ceilings & cobwebby wrought iron chandeliers contribute to its haunted castle aura. Despite the décor, it is mercifully free of Gregorian chanting. In fact, the Canterbury has one of the best juke boxes in Seattle & it hasn’t been changed in at least a decade. Typical of a night’s playlist: Neil Diamond, Murder City Devils, Pixies, Tom Waits, maybe a little Van Halen, some Dolly Parton or Patsy Cline, possibilities are endless.

The cast of characters here is also unlimited. The staff is fantastic, consisting of no nonsense, hard pouring bartenders & cute, snappy waitresses. Patrons are generally heavy drinkers, few hipsters. Perhaps you will meet the elusive Ice Wizard, whose sheer absurdity rivals Spinal Tap. I promise this guy is for real. He looks like a Scandinavian death metaller, won’t divulge his actual name, wears a massive pewter belt buckle in the image of a wizard in a pointy hat holding a crystal ball & hangs out by the juke box urging folks to play his favorite selections from Screaming for Vengeance. You can’t miss him, just look for the leather biker jacket bedazzled with “Ice Wizard” on the back. Honestly.

Though not the place to find the cheapest drinks, the Canterbury provides excellent quantity for the price. Certain cocktails historically served as shots have been known to come in a rocks glass here, such as Chocolate Cakes & Oatmeal Cookies. Order your drink with or without mixer, you get the same amount of liquid. Happy hour is Monday – Friday 3 to 6 PM. The deal is 50 cents off all beer & cocktails. Not a great savings, but your $8 double call liquor drink is still going to come in a pint glass, even when it’s not happy hour.

For entertainment, there are several pool tables, pinball & shuffleboard. Pool is free until 4 PM every day. Better yet, bring a book or the newspaper & settle in. Feel free to treat it like your living room, whether it’s relaxing times or a lively gathering you’re searching for. It’s an ideal place to meet a few friends or arrange a shindig. Just don’t arrive hungry. Food here is often questionable, but the menu is sprinkled with fantastic quotations about drinking. If you’re really drunk, you should just have some nachos. FP

534 15th Ave E. Seattle, WA 98112
(206) 322-3130

Inside Coach-Keep it cool.

Welcome to the Inside Coach. This will be a reoccurring post composed by an industry insider. From working the check-in counter to boarding planes, I have been there and encourage you to use my advice in your travels. Many of these tips are common sense that will help make savvy travelers and more enjoyable journeys.

It's a well known fact the most educated, calm and collective persons' brain turns into mush when stepping through those airport doors. Although there is no excuse for rude ticket agents, keep in mind that they typically see hundreds, even thousands, of people everyday. Each person generally has the same questions for these agents, and although you may have been quite nice to the agent, maybe the person before you yelled, called them names, or even threw their coffee at the agent. It seems that even the most normal people drastically change when traveling. The bottom line...keep cool and you will typically get what you want.

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No job? Why not travel?

With the United States unemployment rate climbing to around 7.5% and expected to hit 10% in the near future, what is one to do with all that extra time? Besides the obvious, how about using some of that time to travel? I currently have this dilemma and ran across IntrepidTravel.com's Laid off? How about taking off? promotion. They are currently offering a 15% discount on small group adventures for people who have been laid-off work. So if you have saved your pennies and have the itch for something a bit more exotic than your average trip to the beach, you may want to check them out.

Have any good tips to help with recession travel planning? Share them with other travelers in the comment section. JJ

BAR NUN-Andale's Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico “Who the F#%k is Alice?!” or “A Donkey Walks Into A Bar. . . “

Andales

Welcome to the weirdest bar on Earth (unless you’re an alcoholic expat septuagenarian. Then it might seem perfectly normal). If you’re not, don’t let that prevent you from having a wild time. It takes all kinds at Andale’s.

El mejor hora feliz en Vallarta, ci!

From noon to 6 pm, they offer delicious two for one priced margaritas in five different flavors. The astounding price of one is 25 pesos. Check the exchange rate, people! This is often less than $2 US. I swear to Elvis it’s true, I wouldn’t lie about the price of booze. My favorite flavor is platano, actually made with fresh bananas. Seems almost healthy, doesn’t it? After 6 pm the price goes up to 55 pesos, but inexplicably, the cocktail triples in size & contains three shots of tequila. Once, my bar tab was 225 pesos for an entire night of drinking. Do the math.

Honestly, the Andale’s experience is nearly indescribable, but I’ll give it my best shot. This bizarre dive is simply a concrete cave wallpapered in cardboard egg crates. Budget soundproofing? Perhaps, because it’s often extremely loud in here. However, it looks like it was built by alien bees. There’s all manner of junk hanging from the ceiling, including a tacky blow-up doll with a collar reading “Alice” around her neck. It goes with the bar’s theme song, which is repeated several times a night, & by which you can judge the drunkenness of the clientele. The more intoxicated they become, the louder they shout out the song’s tagline in unison. Good rationale for those egg crates.

Another anomaly of the universe that occurs at Andale’s & nowhere else is that you can pay a good looking, reasonably young woman 50 pesos & she will loudly, repeatedly blow a referee whistle while pouring multiple shots of a sweetened red tequila concoction rapidly down your throat. Once you swallow it, she continues to toot obnoxiously on the whistle while administering a purple nerple, followed by shoving your face into her cleavage & shaking it all about as if she were performing the Hokey Pokey. Another thing I promise you I am not making up. Surely, many unsuspecting friends & family wish I were. For the love of Elvis, tip this girl well. Especially if you ask her to do it to your dad.

It is necessary to describe the citizens of Anadale’s. It doesn’t just have staff & patrons. For the most part, the employees are young, attractive Latinos. They’re fun & infinitely patient. The regulars, conversely, are generally rowdy white elderly expat Canadians & Americans. They arrive nightly to over-indulge in well crafted, low priced drinks & dance like geriatric frat boys in boat shoes & white linen, which goes a long way toward explaining why one can walk anywhere within three blocks of Andale’s & hear the hits of Neil Diamond & CCR blasting away. Songs everyone of every age knows & can shout along to, which is amusing even if everyone here does look like your grandparents.

What’s good about this crowd though, is that everyone is welcome. No one in this amazing dump cares if you’re 19 or 99, what your sexual orientation is, or gives a river rat’s ass about your fashion choices. There could be a drag queen riding a donkey into the bar. Spontaneous friendships may occur. Swingers might approach you. Strangers will dance with you. All these things have happened to me here. I will always return.

Andale’s will take care of you. The bar has clean, interesting bathrooms. You can eat dinner at Andale’s on the sidewalk café or in the restaurant on the 2^nd & 3^rd floors. You can stay in the bar & drink a multitude of tequilas until 4 am. Just be careful walking home, the streets of Viejo Vallarta are riddled with broken steps, potholes & surprises. On second thought, maybe you should just sleep at Andale’s in the hotel rooms & suites above the restaurant or up the block. It’s only two blocks from the yellow sand beach of Vallarta. See, they’ve got you covered. Enjoy yourselves & be sure to take care of their staff. FP

Olas Altas 425 Col. Emiliano Zapata Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico 48380